THIS DELIVERY MAN JUST TURNED UP AND DELIVERED WHAT SEEMS TO BE MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT WHAT THE FUCK DO I SAY TO MY MUM I CANT PRETEND I DIDNT KNOW AND NOW I KNOW AND WHAT DO I DO THIS IS SO AWKWARD WHAT DO I DO?

vuitos:

I saw this cute girl at a coffee shop sitting all alone and I came up to her and asked her what she was drinking she told me “That’s none of your business” bitch I was trying to be fucking romantic and find love at a coffee shop

Fuck you and your fucking coffee

(via averagepunk)

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vulcat:

I’M SOBBING I WAS TAKING A PHOTO OF A TOOTHBRUSH FOR SCHOOL AND IT LOOKS SO SAD

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(via condomwasineffective)

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paintz:

idontunderstandthatrefference:

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detectivesandtimelords:

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my geology teacher just threw a rock at someone omgf

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Learning the hard way.

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That teacher rocks

My sediments exactly.

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(Source: coooooooooooooorvo, via eggplantations)