THIS DELIVERY MAN JUST TURNED UP AND DELIVERED WHAT SEEMS TO BE MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT WHAT THE FUCK DO I SAY TO MY MUM I CANT PRETEND I DIDNT KNOW AND NOW I KNOW AND WHAT DO I DO THIS IS SO AWKWARD WHAT DO I DO?
I saw this cute girl at a coffee shop sitting all alone and I came up to her and asked her what she was drinking she told me “That’s none of your business” bitch I was trying to be fucking romantic and find love at a coffee shop
Fuck you and your fucking coffee
I’M SOBBING I WAS TAKING A PHOTO OF A TOOTHBRUSH FOR SCHOOL AND IT LOOKS SO SAD
my geology teacher just threw a rock at someone omgf
Learning the hard way.
That teacher rocks
My sediments exactly.